Chillisauce’s office is a hotbed of Stag do pranks. It’s not a day that goes by when someone doesn’t show up in lingerie or strip someone and tie them to a lamppost. You can imagine that there is never a dull moment here.
As the stag experts, we have compiled the best stag pranks and listed the pros and cons. (Don’t forget our Blue Peter-esque legal warning, too, at the end).
The ‘Mankini
Flashing is a must for any stag. It’s not the bride in her skimpy bikini this time, but rather the groom. It’s true; big things come in small packages. Thank you, Borat!
Con- Get your big boy pants on, boy! There are many little children.
Monkey Business
This is a fancy dress on steroids. After your man has donned his gorilla costume (after gentle persuasion by his fellow stags), gaffer his seams and mouth. This will leave him helpless. What a wild weekend!
Pro We have discovered a hidden talent. He is a prodigy.
Con- Good Luck getting your groom to wear his fancy suit. It’s not fun to scratch that costume itch.
Break a Leg
Although it is not recommended to cause physical harm, if the groom crashes from drinking too much, the stags can plaster his leg. After all, who doesn’t enjoy playing with paper mash? Tell the groom about his epic night in the morning.
Pro- His “oh what have I done?” face
Con: He will realize it is fake when he sees your “Oh my, what have you done?” face.
Stag-nap him
Is a groom about to be grabbed off the street? It sounds like the stag party I would like to attend. Throw him in the boot of a car, truck, or anywhere else you want. Just saying, but if you end up with the stags in Bangkok and a missing crew member, then the jokes are on you.
Pro – “Yes! Payback!”
Con- The evening escalates quickly, and you are cuffed.
Know Me, Know UV
Have you ever stuck a “Post It” on someone else’s back before? This is a better prank. Your groom will not even realize what has happened until it is too late.
Pro Why is everyone laughing? It’s funny to see a groom who is dumbfounded.
Con: Our bad handwriting is well known.
Shenanigans with facial hair
This weekend, the stags display their testosterone in Edwardian fashion by growing the best handlebar mustaches. It could be a problem, though, if it succeeds in patches. You get points for participating.
Pro Finally, getting that baby face rid of.
Con- Extra cost (beard oil is so expensive today).
Customs embarrassment
What’s the matter? Not so quick, buddy. If you’re not bringing giant replicas of male genitalia and women’s underwear, these could be perfect props for your man’s bag. It’s best to stay on the right side (no guns or drugs), as we don’t want you to spend the weekend in the wrong bar.
Pro Queues at border control aren’t as dull as you think.
Con- No alcohol behind bars
Highbrow Eyebrow
The old-fashioned concept of symmetry is passé. It’s time to give the groom a new look. Wax, shave, or color it.
Pro Don’t you love it when someone sets the trend?
Con: The wedding photos will be terrible.
Male Stripper
What is a stag do without some temptation? You can make your groom’s night awkward by choosing a teasing guy instead of the usual breasts, curves, etc. He deserves a big treat for his last night as a free man.
Pro- Add one to the guest list.
Con – The groom enjoys it.
Paintball Dress up
It is important to prepare the groom for a “shooting exercise.” We know he will need to practice, but why not dress him as a duck or rabbit while the stags get their target practice?
Pro- For some, pain is a pleasure. We hope that the groom shares our feelings.
Con- Aim right. We want his parts to be in better-than-perfect condition before the big event.
Viva Las Blackpool
It’s even funnier if you’re planning the Stag party in secret. A hint that he’ll be spending the weekend somewhere exotic, like Vegas, will make the joke hilarious when you board a National Express bus to Blackpool. Fly somewhere cool on a budget from Blackpool Airport for an especially funny double-bluff.
Pro Blackpool is still a great place to have fun.
Con- It will rain. It’s not Vegas.
Fake Tan
It’s like Donald Trump but with only half his face and without the hideous hairdo. This stag party is off to a hilarious start!
Pro You seem to have been somewhere more sunny than Scunthorpe.
Con- You may perceive your Stag as being ‘exotic.’
Play on his Fear
What could be scarier than the wedding of the man in charge? His stags are playing a joke on his worst fears. This Stag is not about boundaries.
Pro- This is positive therapy
Con – He Needs Therapy
The Lampost Tie
Every Stag is complete with ropes and poles. The groom is tied to the pole in this prank. He is only partially dressed to avoid drawing attention (we’ve heard that a sparkling thong has been in style this season). There are strings attached to this relationship.
Pro Useful as a meeting place at the end of the night. Nobody will forget.
Con- Buying a sparkling thong. The groom puts it on.
Abandoned Stag do
Set a time and date for the meeting (perhaps at an airport …), but tell your Stag to arrive 2 hours earlier while creating the illusion that you have all forgotten. This will leave your brave Stag drinking alone in a high-priced departure lounge. Make up for the mistake by planning a better stag do.
Pro will show your creativity and organizational skills.
Con means that you need to be creative and organized.
Roadside Human Cake (Unbaked)
The stags organize a different party while his “wife-to-be” gets a bridal shower. Remember those ropes and poles? What about adding some dirt and mud? What else but flour, cream, and eggs? What were you thinking when you made this decision?!
Pro- The extra lubricant factor is quite gross.
Con- Wasted food. Your momma told you to “think of all the poor children.”
