The Chillisauce team has organized thousands of Stag Dos over the years. We are not surprised by the crazy requests we get from stags.
We will always go the extra mile to make your weekend a success. However, as you can tell from these real customer requests for stag parties, they are not always possible. We’ve gone through our archives to find the most bizarre requests. Let us know what you think!
(You’ll be pleased to know we’ve left off the truly obscene and just plain nasty requests….seriously guys, would you do that to your best mate?!)
Your move
We’ll start with a request that’s not cruel or ridiculous but just odd ….. The request isn’t for strippers or dwarves. It’s for a chess competition!
Cuff him
We laughed when the supplier refused our request because of a past “incident.” We can’t imagine why the stripper was afraid of the dwarf!
Healthcare vs. healthcare
How would you feel if you were booked in by your friends for a massage but not a spa treatment? You’re probably thinking, “Nice touch!” Start your day with a head massage and a good massage. How about an hour-long colonic irrigation? It’s a different way to experience someone cleaning you, but we aren’t sure which we prefer.
Life drawing
A life-drawing class is among the most popular Hen Party activities, particularly in Brighton. What about life drawing the stag itself? We’re not interested, but it is possible if the stag agrees!
Grab your antihistamines
Imagine a latex-allergic stag dressed in a latex morph suit?!
Felt-backed fun.
The same theme, but different fabric – One of our Budapest groups dressed the stag in a girls’ velour tracksuit. This would have been fine…if the man hadn’t suffered from birth an irrational phobia or hatred of velvet. He literally can’t touch it. Imagine a fear similar to fingernails on a chalkboard!
Use force. A booking we made in Barcelona that included a stripper was accompanied by a stag who wanted to be involved with the performance. You may think this is nothing out of the ordinary, but wait until you learn that the stripper had a Star Wars-themed performance …. and what Star Wars outfit doesn’t include a Light Saber? We know! It sends chills down your spine.
Get wheelie drunk
The wheelchair request has been made on several occasions and is a relatively easy handicap for the stag to obtain. But this stage in Barcelona also requested a chair with the condition that the stag dress as Andy from the BBC sitcom, “Little Britain.” You’d have thought he could cope, but Barcelona has more cobblestone streets and hills. We’re sure that fatigue will soon set in!
Me, old China.
The china doll outfit is becoming increasingly popular, but this time for a trip to Munich, the stag party requested a dwarf dressed as a china doll to give a stag the smack on the head throughout the night…on the hour. That’s a pretty bad idea.
Black and snake bite
What about a snake bite and anti-venom serum? You’ll be happy to learn that this last scenario didn’t happen for obvious reasons. The stag party wanted to see their boy be bitten and suffer for a while before administering the anti-venom and before seizures began. What could go wrong, you ask?!
